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"Over, damn you, over!"

Caribbean Airport Security

'You didn't do well in the limbo competition then?'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'Hey everybody, I've got a great idea!' - 'How much do you wanna bet this is limbo again?'

Maybe a "limbo party" wasn't our best idea.

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

As a world limbo champion, Dave could make it to an airplane's restroom...

"Stop boasting about your high jumping - that's for the limbo dancing!"

Limbo Dancing Association...

"This stool shall pass."

Margarita

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

Sun and the Moon step out.

Bumper Limos

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Tips for cabinet ministers: Want to keep your limo? Add black curtains and pretend it's a hearse!

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Limbo Day at the Palace

'Our limo's here.'

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

"You have twenty eight days to live."

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."