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Sloaney Pony.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Mr Metrosexual.

Pearly King and Queen

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Bowling ball head.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

I bake my own bread.

"How are we on bread?"

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

Queen.

Media Darling.

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

'You should all be wearing helmets'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Sketches by Boz - The Cab-Driver