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"This stool shall pass."

Sloaney Pony.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Pearly King and Queen

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Mr Metrosexual.

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Bowling ball head.

I bake my own bread.

"How are we on bread?"

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

Media Darling.

Queen.

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

'Our limo's here.'

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'