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'Just stay on this track in a counter-clock-wise direction for, oh, I'd say another two or three laps. Can't miss it.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"This stool shall pass."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"How are we on bread?"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Leap Frog

I bake my own bread.

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

No, it's not the beer talking. Beer actually makes a better impression than I do. ! !

"My parents hate it."

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

Woman Weaves a Poem

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

Michael Schumacher

"You've had the law explained to you. Now as you deliberate I want you to look into your hearts and find a loophole."