Loop Lover Pillows

'Just stay on this track in a counter-clock-wise direction for, oh, I'd say another two or three laps. Can't miss it.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Leap Frog

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

"My parents hate it."

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

"You've had the law explained to you. Now as you deliberate I want you to look into your hearts and find a loophole."

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."

Woman Weaves a Poem

Baking Bread

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.