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Manchester City's Team Bus.

"Good game."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Robot Painter

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

Man helping a mini learner driver

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Employee of the Month

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"Works every time."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Who's the new guy?"

"This is the best part of the movie."

Now hiring. You seem very motivated. It's my internal drive!

'That must be my computer date.'

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

"They're talking about birdhouses again. Time to send them birdhouse ads."

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"My 'check engine' light came on."

'I am not a robot.'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"My programming does not permit me to process new information."

Artificial Intelligence Lab. They say they'll never able to make us think like they do. Boy, that's a load off my mind!

'There's a human being to see you, sir - shall I get rid of him?'

"Its nothing serious, you just need a reboot is all."