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"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

CLEAR!

Man helping a mini learner driver

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"All I see is more trees."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

Mt. Tushmore

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

"Emojis fail me."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

Car traffic.

Artist and mountains

Mooseturizer: Tired of those annoying Dry and Chafed antlers?