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"Oh he's just lucky, and a robot."

Claus 2.0

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Driverless cars rage.

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Robot Painter

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Man helping a mini learner driver

Employee of the Month

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

Mad cleaning robot.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"Who's the new guy?"

"My 'check engine' light came on."

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'