Limo Admirer Pillows

"Good game."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Robot Painter

"Works every time."

Man helping a mini learner driver

Employee of the Month

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

"Who's the new guy?"

"This is the best part of the movie."

"My 'check engine' light came on."

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

'That must be my computer date.'

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

'I am not a robot.'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"They're talking about birdhouses again. Time to send them birdhouse ads."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"My programming does not permit me to process new information."

"Its nothing serious, you just need a reboot is all."

'There's a human being to see you, sir - shall I get rid of him?'

'Our limo's here.'