Lovable Limo Enthusiast Pillows

Limo Bicycle Rack

Love linked

Margarita

A trevor of trainspotters

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Tips for cabinet ministers: Want to keep your limo? Add black curtains and pretend it's a hearse!

Bumper Limos

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

'Our limo's here.'

'Honk if you favor the dividends tax cut.'

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

Caribbean Airport Security

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

Clown getting out of car.

"Are we there yet?"

"Your more successful brother is already here."

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

'You didn't do well in the limbo competition then?'

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

Kiwi falls in love with speech bubble

'I've just tried to set the bar as low as possible over the years.'

'Accurs'd stag nights!'

'Excuse me, sir, but they need you in the stadium. You're on deck.'

"Over, damn you, over!"

Delayed 1840- from Darlington (the Rocket).

A limo driver chases his car down a hill.