Limo Lovers Pillows

"Are we there yet?"

"This stool shall pass."

Margarita

A trevor of trainspotters

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers."

Zoom Wedding

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

Bumper Limos

Tips for cabinet ministers: Want to keep your limo? Add black curtains and pretend it's a hearse!

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'Honk if you favor the dividends tax cut.'

'Our limo's here.'

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

Caribbean Airport Security

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

'Come on, guys, you know what they say: The sour puss never gets the new contract'.'

"Portrait? - what portrait ?"

Clown getting out of car.

"Your more successful brother is already here."

'You didn't do well in the limbo competition then?'

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

'Excuse me, sir, but they need you in the stadium. You're on deck.'

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

Wedding Texting

'Accurs'd stag nights!'

'I've just tried to set the bar as low as possible over the years.'

While they were having a celebration in the back, this limo driver recklessly ran into a pole. I"ll cite him for being a party crasher.