Limo Lovers Mugs

"Are we there yet?"

Margarita

A trevor of trainspotters

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers."

Zoom Wedding

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Bumper Limos

Tips for cabinet ministers: Want to keep your limo? Add black curtains and pretend it's a hearse!

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

'Honk if you favor the dividends tax cut.'

'Our limo's here.'

Caribbean Airport Security

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

'Come on, guys, you know what they say: The sour puss never gets the new contract'.'

"Portrait? - what portrait ?"

Clown getting out of car.

"Your more successful brother is already here."

'You didn't do well in the limbo competition then?'

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

'Accurs'd stag nights!'

'Excuse me, sir, but they need you in the stadium. You're on deck.'

Wedding Texting

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

'I've just tried to set the bar as low as possible over the years.'

"Over, damn you, over!"