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Forget The Dog

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

A Quiet Rebuke.

How Amazon was invented

'Are we broke yet?'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

The last Passenger Pigeon

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Recalculating!

Limerick Airport

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"Rockefeller Center."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I was a taxi driver once but I resigned!' 'Why?' 'I hate people talking behind my back.'