Limo Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Did you order the stretch limo?"

CLEAR!

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Run from the hills!

Bumper Limos

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

Tips for cabinet ministers: Want to keep your limo? Add black curtains and pretend it's a hearse!

'Our limo's here.'

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

'Honk if you favor the dividends tax cut.'

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Caribbean Airport Security

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

"Your more successful brother is already here."

Clown getting out of car.

"Are we there yet?"

'Love the motor home. I just never felt safe driving around in a little van.'

'You didn't do well in the limbo competition then?'

Exploring Paris.

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

'I've just tried to set the bar as low as possible over the years.'

'Excuse me, sir, but they need you in the stadium. You're on deck.'

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.

'Accurs'd stag nights!'

"Over, damn you, over!"

'He used to be a train driver.'

'Where does he think he is - Wall Street?'

A limo driver chases his car down a hill.