Limousine Lovers T-Shirts

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

A trevor of trainspotters

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

The Desert Island Package

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

I told you that kid was spoiled.

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Bumper Limos

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

'My other baby is Mercedes'

Tips for cabinet ministers: Want to keep your limo? Add black curtains and pretend it's a hearse!

Top model

Death takes a holiday.

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

Mile High Club

'Our limo's here.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

Black Friday

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

"Thanks, baby. Ciao."

"How deep are those pockets?"

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'I love our decadence!'

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!