Limousine Lovers Prints

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

A trevor of trainspotters

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

The Desert Island Package

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Top model

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

Bumper Limos

Tips for cabinet ministers: Want to keep your limo? Add black curtains and pretend it's a hearse!

Death takes a holiday.

Mile High Club

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

'Our limo's here.'

"Thanks, baby. Ciao."

"How deep are those pockets?"

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'I love our decadence!'

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."