Limousine Enthusiast Prints

'Bodyguard? What a quaint expression. I'll have you know that Stevens is my bitch!'

"Is something troubling you, Charles? It's not like you to run over a pedestrian."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

Run from the hills!

Doubledecker bus stop

Tips for cabinet ministers: Want to keep your limo? Add black curtains and pretend it's a hearse!

Bumper Limos

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

'Our limo's here.'

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

"Personally, he did very well out of the downsizing."

"Okay, I have contributed to the total devastation of the planet because I wanted to make more profit. But I called my 12th 450 HP Luxury Limousine 'Greta'. Doesn't that count?"

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

The Bus Stop.

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.

Car shaped like a bun has bumpersticker: 'My other car is a Rolls'

Clown getting out of car.

As you know, Al, this is the third time I've seen you this week, but I think the next week we can cut back to the usual schedule. Does this mean I'm getting better, Doctor? No, it means I've finally paid off my Mercedes.

"Are we there yet?"

"Your more successful brother is already here."

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

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