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'Bodyguard? What a quaint expression. I'll have you know that Stevens is my bitch!'

"Is something troubling you, Charles? It's not like you to run over a pedestrian."

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

Run from the hills!

Doubledecker bus stop

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

Tips for cabinet ministers: Want to keep your limo? Add black curtains and pretend it's a hearse!

Bumper Limos

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

'Our limo's here.'

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

"Personally, he did very well out of the downsizing."

The Bus Stop.

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

Clown getting out of car.

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

Car shaped like a bun has bumpersticker: 'My other car is a Rolls'

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.

"Are we there yet?"

"Your more successful brother is already here."

NOT 2B

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Where has he been so long?'