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Clown getting out of car.

Manchester City's Team Bus.

A trevor of trainspotters

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

Bumper Limos

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

Tips for cabinet ministers: Want to keep your limo? Add black curtains and pretend it's a hearse!

'You say voters in many areas can't relate to me?'

'Our limo's here.'

Trump 2.0

Limbo Day at the Palace

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

'Honk if you favor the dividends tax cut.'

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"It was a gift from god."

"It was basically $10,000 per cup holder."

Red carpet rolling over a limousine.

"Okay, I have contributed to the total devastation of the planet because I wanted to make more profit. But I called my 12th 450 HP Luxury Limousine 'Greta'. Doesn't that count?"

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

Rolls Royce with a figure of a businessman on the front.

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"

I'm where I am today because of lots of hard work; thank goodness none of it was mine.

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

"It runs on hybrids."

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

Elephant Upgrade

"His only acquisitions so far seem to have been a Ferrari and a villa a Marbella."

"He adored that old car !"

Business men talking, "Out here a guy could be lulled into thinking that there is more to life than just the power or money"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XII. - Sincere grief at the destruction of the Crystal Palace

Stretch-Camel.