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Clown getting out of car.

A trevor of trainspotters

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

Bumper Limos

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

'You say voters in many areas can't relate to me?'

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

Tips for cabinet ministers: Want to keep your limo? Add black curtains and pretend it's a hearse!

'Honk if you favor the dividends tax cut.'

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

Limbo Day at the Palace

'Our limo's here.'

Trump 2.0

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"It was a gift from god."

"It was basically $10,000 per cup holder."

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

Rolls Royce with a figure of a businessman on the front.

Elephant Upgrade

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"

"It runs on hybrids."

Red carpet rolling over a limousine.

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

Business men talking, "Out here a guy could be lulled into thinking that there is more to life than just the power or money"

"He adored that old car !"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XII. - Sincere grief at the destruction of the Crystal Palace

"Are we there yet?"

"Your more successful brother is already here."

'I'm sure going to miss Cuthbart's bragging about his gals, porche, his trips to Europe...'