Limbo Mugs

Limbo Champ Exit

'I want you all to become under-achievers.'

Limbo Day at the Palace

"Stop boasting about your high jumping - that's for the limbo dancing!"

"I'm sorry gentlemen, we seem to be experiencing some kind of limbo!"

Limbo Dancing Association...

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Lemonade without borders.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'Same every Christmas! What's he got that we haven't got?'

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

'Our limo's here.'

'Honk if you favor the dividends tax cut.'

Poser

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"

Caribbean Airport Security

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

"Hurry-up, make it snappy!"

'Wouldn't you know it! I'm out of film!'

Cow limbos under electric fence.

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

"Are we there yet?"

Clown getting out of car.

'You didn't do well in the limbo competition then?'

'Accurs'd stag nights!'

'Did you know they have that book on video?'

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.

'I've just tried to set the bar as low as possible over the years.'

"Let's take a selfie."