Silo Enthusiast Gifts

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

YOLO vs YODO

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

Slalom

"Cat got your tongue?"

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

Solitaire card shark.

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

'What luck!'

Just married.

Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

"My brother and I built the barn, but his son, who's an architect, helped us with the silo."

"I see you decluttered."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"YOLO."

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

And now bring the girls!

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

"YOL 9Lives."