Silo Enthusiast Gifts

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

YOLO vs YODO

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

Slalom

Solitaire card shark.

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

"Cat got your tongue?"

Just married.

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

'What luck!'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

"My brother and I built the barn, but his son, who's an architect, helped us with the silo."

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

"I see you decluttered."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"YOLO."

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

"YOL 9Lives."

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."