Lilo Enthusiast Gifts

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"This stool shall pass."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

YOLO vs YODO

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

Thug life on safari.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

Lion Dreams

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."