Lilo Enthusiast Mugs

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

YOLO vs YODO

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Thug life on safari.

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"Captain, we can't communicate with the creature. It seems to only speak in corporate lingo."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Lion Dreams