Modern Silo Aficionado Gifts

"My brother and I built the barn, but his son, who's an architect, helped us with the silo."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Abacus.

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Igloo Art.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

Turning with mathematical precision.

The very rare and elusive Eskimo turtle.

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

"You have to admit that your chip looks a lot like their chip."

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

'It appears that Umchuk is going on a cruise.'

The Swiss Army Mammoth

Caricature of a chicken

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

Silo sweet silo

"So this is why you ate your spinach and wanted seconds at dinner!"

"Same time next week. Meanwhile, don't do anything silly, will you?"

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.

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