Modern Silo Aficionado Gifts

"My brother and I built the barn, but his son, who's an architect, helped us with the silo."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Abacus.

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

Truth In Education

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

Igloo Art.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Turning with mathematical precision.

The very rare and elusive Eskimo turtle.

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

"You have to admit that your chip looks a lot like their chip."

'It appears that Umchuk is going on a cruise.'

Let's ask Square ... He always has the right angle on things.

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

Caricature of a chicken

The Swiss Army Mammoth

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

Silo sweet silo

"So this is why you ate your spinach and wanted seconds at dinner!"

"I like it warm, but this is ridiculous!"

Taggers rest retirement village

"Same time next week. Meanwhile, don't do anything silly, will you?"

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.