Limo-loving Laughter Prints

While they were having a celebration in the back, this limo driver recklessly ran into a pole. I"ll cite him for being a party crasher.

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"

"First, admit no harm."

'Our limo's here.'

'Honk if you favor the dividends tax cut.'

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

"This to you left me says you want a wok."

Clown getting out of car.

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

"After all, it is a frivolous lawsuit..."

"You sure you've done this before."

"Are we there yet?"

I also scheduled a pickup after we finish toiling in the fields. Amish Uber.

Consumer Safety Testing Lab. Bake-it Toy Oven. We have lots of work to do --- Now get the lead out!

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

'Accurs'd stag nights!'

"The adult diapers I understand, but the adult binky..."

'Where does he think he is - Wall Street?'

A limo driver chases his car down a hill.

"My desk-top computer doesn't know what my back seat computer is doing!"

"They said we'd be met with a shrug of indifference."

"Back to the office, sir? Or should I surrender you to the authorities?"

'This is what happens if your CEO is late for a shareholders meeting.'

"If I never see a tiny car ever again, it'll be too soon."

"I'm sick of these stag nights."

"Hey! What's with the brick on the accelerator?"

"There's no need to look at me when I'm talking to you."

"Looks like the copier's broken down again."

'Oh, yeah, and no whackin' off the night before a game!'

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