Limousine Admirer Gifts

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Tips for cabinet ministers: Want to keep your limo? Add black curtains and pretend it's a hearse!

Bumper Limos

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Internal Combustion.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Car traffic.

Puss n' scoot.

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

"Your more successful brother is already here."

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'