Tram Driver Gifts

Rodin's Tram Driver

"Lexington Avenue? It's a couple of blocks that way."

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

A Quiet Rebuke.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Are we broke yet?'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Monday: Next 7 exits.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

The last Passenger Pigeon

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It