Van Drivers Gifts

Dirty van with www.washme.com on the back.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

A Quiet Rebuke.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

How Amazon was invented

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Better times ahead.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

Exit Next Left

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

The last Passenger Pigeon

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."