Cab Drivers Gifts

'I'll tell you another thing I hate - graffiti artists, if ever I get one in my cab...'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

A taxi passenger climbs into the car filled with signs.

Rant schedule.

All You Can Eat

Gas Powered

Taxicab confession: 'Thanks for the ride. I have no money.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

A Quiet Rebuke.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'Are we broke yet?'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Better times ahead.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

The last Passenger Pigeon

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

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