Van Service Driver Gifts

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Are we broke yet?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

The last Passenger Pigeon

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

'That last hill was a bit steep!'