Car Service Professional Gifts

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Demonic Repossession.

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Volkswagen Scandal

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

General Motors.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

The American Nightmare.

"Nap time."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"It's worse than I thought."

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"Oh...that's not good."

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Your big end has gone

'I have fixed your car. That other whining sound is your husband checking over my bill.'

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Whining SUV.

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."

Mufflers.

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.