Van Driver Gifts

Digital Communication.

Van Driver. 'I don't know nuthin about no right sides nor wrong sides. You get out of the way, if yer don't want to be made a wafer of!'

No Hand Signals

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

ACE Security Patrol: No Dogs Kept In This Van Overnight

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

A Quiet Rebuke.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Better times ahead.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'