Van Service Driver T-Shirts

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'Are we broke yet?'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

The last Passenger Pigeon

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."