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"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

Husband bakes a pie

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

'I found another pothole.'

A fly on the wall documentary.

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'That's great! Now hold the label to the front.'

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

'Snack Bar's Open.'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.