Vehicle Maintenance Professional T-Shirts

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Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Deflator mouse

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

Demonic Repossession.

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

General Motors.

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"Nap time."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.