Vehicle Maintenance Professional T-Shirts

New Slush Plan

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Deflator mouse

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

Demonic Repossession.

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"Nap time."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

When did you last have your oil changed?