Van Drivers Mugs

Dirty van with www.washme.com on the back.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

A Quiet Rebuke.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

How Amazon was invented

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Better times ahead.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

The last Passenger Pigeon

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Exit Next Left

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'God's speed.'