Worm Lover Gifts

"I don't know if I like the looks of this place."

"Don't worry....They're just looking up dirty sites online."

'The Financial Crisis has not affected me: Food is still dirt cheap...'

'Looks like a great job!'

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

The prying mantis,

E-Baying @ The Moon

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"I said slime."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Author's Bio-diversity.

Jungle Stores.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Mother Duck.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'