Spongebob Enthusiast Pillows

Soup of the month.

"Bloody hell!"

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'Rex, you've slobbered all over the ball! There's no way I'd put it in my mouth now!'

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

Manga character is part of new 'mangament.'

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

'Do you mind if I hold your hand, before it gets all buttery.'

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

"Oh yeah...she wants me."