Simpsons Enthusiast Pillows

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

International Women's Day

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"He was a very good boy."

A caveman paints from life

The Amazing Man-Spider

Reagacentennial

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"You've changed."

Middle-Age Superheroes

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'