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The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Teddy and friends.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Slug roulette

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Danth battle?

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Spider's Web Trampoline

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

"Unplug and chill out."

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Penguin identity parade

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'