Sponge Admirer Gifts

"The doctor says I suffer from water retention"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Teddy and friends.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Slug roulette

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Danth battle?

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Spider's Web Trampoline

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics.

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"Unplug and chill out."

Penguin identity parade

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'