Sponge Lover Gifts

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"I said slime."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Fish snorkling above water.

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

This new writer we've got is really working out, dear. I feel reinvigorated! Like someone's breathed new life into me! Why, I feel like anything can happen now! Like we can do things that are out of the ordinary! things we almost never do. I said Not tonight, dear.

'It feels warm enough to me.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

Sausages!

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'Stress'

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

The Music Critic.

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

What's the insect de jour?

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

'The escargots are underdone.'

On holiday...

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'Boy it's hot today: Let's go and sting a snake to cool down...'