Sponge Cake Aficionado Gifts

Tony Greig in the kitchen.

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Tension filled the tent.

Bermuda Triangles

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Layer cake

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

Cake Friday!

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Make your resolutions achievable.

Doctor in a cake

I made you a cake!

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Cake

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Somewhere in France

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'