Spongebob Enthusiast Mugs

"Unfortunately, we can't vote for Spongebob Squarepants..."

Soup of the month.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"Bloody hell!"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'Rex, you've slobbered all over the ball! There's no way I'd put it in my mouth now!'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

Manga character is part of new 'mangament.'

"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

'Do you mind if I hold your hand, before it gets all buttery.'

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

Mother making popcorn string whilst her child eats the other end.

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

"Oh yeah...she wants me."

Boss, I've come down with something. I need the day off. That "something" wouldn't be Star Wars tickets, would it? "Star Wars"? What's "Star Wars"? I'm really sick. Cough. Cough. Oh