Spoon Enthusiasts Pillows

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Soup of the month.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Kiss the Commander in Chef

COWS: Cow Pong

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

'It's a spork!'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

Bicycle Pie Chart

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

'I dabble in stocks all the time. Beef, chicken, and vegetable.'

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

Cricket ball deliveries

'I'm sure it was a coincidence... your alphabet soup couldn't have INTENDED to insult you.'

"We never spoon anymore."

"We have got to get a bigger pond."

Snorkling in the soup

Never mix business and pleasure.

Diddly

'Let's say we spent the summer devouring literature. We ate alphabet soup, didn't we?'

"You run away with me, you run away with my family."

Spoonfest

"No idea how I'm going to spin this."

Stoop Fan

'That's gotta be a spelling mistake, right?'

'I asked her what the ingredients are in the soup. She said 'consonants and vowels'.'

'I'm dieting - just the alphabet soup with no big words please!'

'It's Jack's homemade Merlot - care for a scoop?'

Make love and not war

'Spin Hour' in a political bar.

"What is your soup of the night?"