Spoon Enthusiasts Pillows

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Soup of the month.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

COWS: Cow Pong

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

Bicycle Pie Chart

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

'I dabble in stocks all the time. Beef, chicken, and vegetable.'

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

Cricket ball deliveries

"We have got to get a bigger pond."

"We never spoon anymore."

Snorkling in the soup

'I'm sure it was a coincidence... your alphabet soup couldn't have INTENDED to insult you.'

Never mix business and pleasure.

Diddly

'Let's say we spent the summer devouring literature. We ate alphabet soup, didn't we?'

Spoonfest

"You run away with me, you run away with my family."

Stoop Fan

Make love and not war

'You must be here for the spinning class.'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

"What is your soup of the night?"

'I'm dieting - just the alphabet soup with no big words please!'

'I asked her what the ingredients are in the soup. She said 'consonants and vowels'.'

'Waiter, there's a frequent flyer in my soup.'

'That's gotta be a spelling mistake, right?'