Spoon Wielder Pillows

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Soup of the month.

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

Shepherd

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Forrest Gander

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

Pen mightier than sword.

Flatware Follies.

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

Spoonstock.

Bubba gets Carpal Funnel Syndrome.

"We never spoon anymore."

Writer Crisis

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'

"You run away with me, you run away with my family."

'This is where I first met my wife, I swept her off her feet.'

Spoonfest

Make love and not war

"Kkerching."

'I'm not sure that the 'Big Society' idea works with the Ministry of Defence.'