Silver Spoon Enthusiast Gifts

"I have wealth, but I've never felt encumbered by it."

"In these troubled times, I still find the strength to persevere."

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Silver Fox

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'Bring me the turtle soup and make it snappy.'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

"It was the food critics who gave our soup the two 'reallys'."

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.