Silver Spoon Enthusiast Prints

"I have wealth, but I've never felt encumbered by it."

"In these troubled times, I still find the strength to persevere."

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Silver Fox

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

"It was the food critics who gave our soup the two 'reallys'."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'Bring me the turtle soup and make it snappy.'

'We,ve still got it,Fred-it's a pity they don't want it anymore!'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'