Greasy Spoon Connoisseur Prints

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The wonderful world of cheese.

Soup of the month.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Toast: the high energy food

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

All-Day Breakfast

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

'It takes all day to eat it.'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

Sauce close to the PM.

Crayo-Blah

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

'Mom's Diner: your meal free if you wash all the dishes and take out the garbage.'

Dear, this is the third time we've had broccoli casserole since you declared an end of major hostilities.

"Just eat your alphabet soup Harold."

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

"Wake me at five tonight with the full English."

"Hey, Johnny—am I nuts, or does this have a hint of oak?"

Wordilly Durdillies - Saucy monkey

'Don't expect anything special

'Do you have anything that's not fried?'

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

'Of course the steak's TOUGH-yer won't get cissy nosh in 'ere,chum!'

Spoonfest

"He's eating the soap, even as we speak."

Lager drinker and a vegetarian eating together.