Greasy Spoon Connoisseur Prints

Try our nosh - you'll never get better!!

The wonderful world of cheese.

Soup of the month.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Toast: the high energy food

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

All-Day Breakfast

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

'It takes all day to eat it.'

Sauce close to the PM.

Crayo-Blah

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

'Mom's Diner: your meal free if you wash all the dishes and take out the garbage.'

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

"Just eat your alphabet soup Harold."

Dear, this is the third time we've had broccoli casserole since you declared an end of major hostilities.

"Hey, Johnny—am I nuts, or does this have a hint of oak?"

"Wake me at five tonight with the full English."

Wordilly Durdillies - Saucy monkey

'Don't expect anything special

'Do you have anything that's not fried?'

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

'Of course the steak's TOUGH-yer won't get cissy nosh in 'ere,chum!'

Spoonfest

"Would you care for a drink before or after I shove menus in your face?"

"He's eating the soap, even as we speak."

Lager drinker and a vegetarian eating together.