Greasy Spoon Connoisseur Gifts

Looking for a gift for a greasy spoon connoisseur who appreciates good food and retro charm? Our collection features unique and humorous items inspired by classic diners and comfort foods, adding a touch of nostalgia and fun to their kitchen, decor, or wardrobe. Whether they’re a dedicated diner hopper or just love a good breakfast, find the perfect playful gift to show your appreciation for their culinary adventures at the neighborhood greasy spoon.

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Try our nosh - you'll never get better!!

Try our nosh - you'll never get better!! mockup

Try our nosh - you'll never get better!!

from $19.00

The wonderful world of cheese.

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Soup of the month.

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'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!' mockup

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

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"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?" mockup

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

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Toast: the high energy food

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"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu." mockup

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

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All-Day Breakfast

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'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .' mockup

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

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Dave's Hamburger Shop

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Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels. mockup

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

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'How was your day Ma?. . .'

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Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack. mockup

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

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'It takes all day to eat it.'

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Sauce close to the PM.

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Crayo-Blah

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'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?' mockup

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

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'Mom's Diner: your meal free if you wash all the dishes and take out the garbage.'

'Mom's Diner: your meal free if you wash all the dishes and take out the garbage.' mockup

'Mom's Diner: your meal free if you wash all the dishes and take out the garbage.'

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"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip." mockup

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

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Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon. mockup

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

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Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

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Thanks for the tip. Come again!

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"Just eat your alphabet soup Harold." mockup

"Just eat your alphabet soup Harold."

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Dear, this is the third time we've had broccoli casserole since you declared an end of major hostilities.

Dear, this is the third time we've had broccoli casserole since you declared an end of major hostilities. mockup

Dear, this is the third time we've had broccoli casserole since you declared an end of major hostilities.

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"Hey, Johnny—am I nuts, or does this have a hint of oak?"

"Hey, Johnny—am I nuts, or does this have a hint of oak?" mockup

"Hey, Johnny—am I nuts, or does this have a hint of oak?"

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"Wake me at five tonight with the full English."

"Wake me at five tonight with the full English." mockup

"Wake me at five tonight with the full English."

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Wordilly Durdillies - Saucy monkey mockup

Wordilly Durdillies - Saucy monkey

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'Don't expect anything special

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'Do you have anything that's not fried?'

'Do you have anything that's not fried?' mockup

'Do you have anything that's not fried?'

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"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines." mockup

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

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'Of course the steak's TOUGH-yer won't get cissy nosh in 'ere,chum!'

'Of course the steak's TOUGH-yer won't get cissy nosh in 'ere,chum!' mockup

'Of course the steak's TOUGH-yer won't get cissy nosh in 'ere,chum!'

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Spoonfest

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"Would you care for a drink before or after I shove menus in your face?"

"Would you care for a drink before or after I shove menus in your face?" mockup

"Would you care for a drink before or after I shove menus in your face?"

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"He's eating the soap, even as we speak."

"He's eating the soap, even as we speak." mockup

"He's eating the soap, even as we speak."

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Lager drinker and a vegetarian eating together.

Lager drinker and a vegetarian eating together. mockup

Lager drinker and a vegetarian eating together.

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Greasy Spoon Connoisseur Gifts Collection

Greasy Spoon Connoisseur Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous and nostalgic mugs perfect for greasy spoon lovers who enjoy their coffee with a side of fun.

Greasy Spoon Connoisseur Pillows

Brighten up any room with pillows that feature funny and nostalgic diner-themed designs, perfect for the greasy spoon enthusiast.

Greasy Spoon Connoisseur Prints

Bring home the charm with vintage-style prints capturing the essence of classic diners and comfort foods, great for kitchen decor.

Greasy Spoon Connoisseur T-Shirts

Discover our amusing t-shirts that celebrate diner culture and comfort food. Ideal for casual streetwear or relaxed weekends.