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Convenience food.

"How can you be out of wings?"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

All-Day Breakfast

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

Baracracy

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

"And what would you like to regret later?"

'How's the curry?'

'It takes all day to eat it.'

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Here come the bears again, Larry.

Breakfast special: Eggs Benedict Arnold, $2.99: 'Yesterday's Eggs Benedict'

"Yes I know I ordered fresh crab but..."

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

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